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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago

so they pay their writers much better than the Hollywood.

got it.

[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

can we have good writing become commonplace in porn pls & thank

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It never works out. You get the occasional gem but the "Step sibling gets stuck in a doorway" model gets all the views.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If not overused, that premise would make for a good porn comedy.

"Help! I'm stuck [add scenario here]."

Somewhere in another room, a game controller/remote/book gets tossed aside with a huff.

"What did that little bitch do know?"

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

help me, stepdoor

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

yeah, why not. This isn't good writing, though.

[–] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's like a scene right out of good will hunting

Good willy hunting

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ok concept for a movie, the dialogue, though: 💥🤯🔫

[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago

i mean compared to your average porn it's award-winning lol

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No. I'd just skip to the action regardless.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When I was a teenager, I'd stay up late and watch soft porn movies on Cinemax with the sound off so my parents wouldn't hear. I wasn't really concerned that I was missing out on the plot.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, this isn’t Moneyball?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Best sequel ever

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago
[–] alienanimals@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

People who are good at math love baseball because they spend so much time on the bleachers waiting their turn to hit a ball. Baseball is also great for people who love knitting, mobile games, and queuing in lines!

[–] Vendul@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

MONEYBALL: The statistical analysis... My god, IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I know it's a lot to ask people understand baseball on a place dedicated to Tumblr of all things, and on Lemmy to boot (not imagining FOSS nerds and sabermetrics nerds are huge in overlap). Math legit is a huge part of baseball strategy.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

90 miles an hour is overly generous.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And here I was, total baseball noob, thinking they went on and off the field-... Never mind.

[–] rob64@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Not for the pitches...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's not? 😔