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[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? A 10 pound bill? Buy her something truly thoughtful, and symbolic of her skills. Buy her a vacuum cleaner. She'll love it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This man wifes.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Uhhh, you might be marriage counsel or something.

[–] Scarronline@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Depending on how bad it is, I'd definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It's not really about the money, it's a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it's not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.

I hope it helped!

Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it's just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bonus points if there’s pie

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm gonna have to say that this all depends on what you did to piss her off...

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think it depends on the prior history.

This is a GOOD idea if he frequently told her "I'd give you my last dollar."

This is a BAD idea if his catch-phrase is "they're cheaper than a 10 dollar ho."

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah dude, are you working on the underlying reasons behind all this,

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We will be wanting updates on how that went.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wife here (not OP’s), the low effort effort is high effort in its own way and I approve Please tell us the infraction though!

[–] WintLizard@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

What did you do?

[–] ntzm@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago
[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You could just apologize?

[–] AmIEverGonnaCUFA@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

What’s on page 2 OP? I see that PTO

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the single life, my friend

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just roll a joint and put it in the poem

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's adorable! I'll be your friend if she won't! Not in a wifely way, more along the lines of some random dude from the states that you can say is your friend!

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey man, only you know your wife and friend. I'm sure you got this.