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[โ€“] nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good attempt, you almost censored their name ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] pigup@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Their heart was in the right place

[โ€“] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Doesn't do much good when the brain isn't.

[โ€“] robocall@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] bitteorca@artemis.camp 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It may be from a search on Twitter. The word(s) you search for get displayed in bold in the search results on Twitter

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why would anyone search for woman

[โ€“] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 13 points 10 months ago

Twitter โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

someone along the repost chain replaced a word

[โ€“] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

[โ€“] barsoap@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

[โ€“] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

[โ€“] barsoap@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

[โ€“] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

[โ€“] vamputer@infosec.pub 9 points 10 months ago

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

[โ€“] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.

[โ€“] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

Mommy issues

Same tbh

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)

[โ€“] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

omg u so smol :3