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Anon is a sinner (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by dramaticcat@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Anon just isn't masturbating enough.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Sounds more like a nice superpower

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Similar shit happens anytime I think I'm okay to enjoy Pokemon

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out...