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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon"

[–] JewGoblin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my first acid trip was at a haunted house, now you would think that would be "scary" but the goddamn line was so long the entire peak of my trip was standing in line

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I don't go to haunted houses: The lines are fucking ridiculous

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 9 points 1 year ago

And then the theater majors try to scare you in line but it's mostly concerning because a theater major is waving a tool at you and you don't trust their physical coordination.

[–] lepthesr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's a Deertaur

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My high ass would be tryna make friends with the forest king there.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would ride it. I'd absolutely ride that thing on acid!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is why we need OG fairy tales back, the ones that end with drunk and rude people served for dinner at the Forest King's Feast.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

How is it rude? You'd be disrespectful not to ride him! Show a little respect to the forest king and take the ride when it's offered

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% would have a life altering event with this on acid or shrooms

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

10/10, would recommend

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] q47tx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That thing is literally a 30 minute drive from my house. It's actually a really cool sculpture

[–] sconniecrow@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I get the chance to see it in person pretty often as well. It's definitely the coolest sculpture in the park. And the only one I've seen randomly show up around the Internet.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now imagine this as a Boston dynamics robot

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIHI. Those things already terrify me.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, strap a gun and a movement detector to the things and you have a murderbot, they should be scary.

[–] utubas@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Say Expecto Patronum to drugs, kids

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ok, hear me out....I want that.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Annihilation

[–] sigh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

where is bee jesus