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[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (29 children)

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want everyone to be gay.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What, bi isn't good enough?

[–] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excellent. The plan is working.

[–] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The Gay Agenda strikes again!

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[–] Aikawa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

There's something funny in seeing how a girl's toy still threatens grown-men's boyhood beyond their 12th anniversary.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

[–] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what this is.

  1. Make some piece of mass media.
  2. Use it to drive outrage and division.
  3. Make mass media headlines about outrage and division.
  4. Profit.

Consume, consumer!

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[–] miles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That fourth quote is legit quality.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Confusingly attractive" tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.

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[–] Sankta@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

It was a suprisinhly good movie. Kinda sad by the lack of nuclear bombs though

[–] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

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