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[–] Quentinp@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDK why but colored toilet paper seems wrong somehow.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree. I like to color it myself. Never get this variety though, can only seem to get brown and red

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Um, red? You might want to see a doctor about that...

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you buy cheap tp you can find out on your own!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In this house, if we can't identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.

Can't let an asshole have nice things, after all.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And sometimes you get free toothpicks.

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago

Red isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous.

Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.

[–] umad_cause_ibad@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] alex@jlai.lu 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the most colours of toilet paper we found, yes.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i regularly see a black one.

interesting to see but i don't buy it

[–] ebits21@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Black seems like a terrible idea…

[–] Spacecraft@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you see all the blood with black toilet paper?

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i can't see blood with white either 🙃

[–] Spacecraft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh la-de-da Mr. doesn't bleed from his asshole!

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’ve seen some novelty TPs where they have funny faces on them but I respect going for the full color spread.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must have lived like kings in 2020

[–] alex@jlai.lu 6 points 1 year ago

We did indeed.

[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I wonder why nobody made brown toilet paper 🤔

[–] Gazumbo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Does he want some brown coloured ones to add to his collection?

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

man i knew this was gonna be a dad joke.. but you were serious!

[–] egeres@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why isn't brown toilet paper more common? You can make it light-brown and cleaning your ass might be less visually aggravating, I would still prefer white personally, but I would have though that people would have optimized the colorimetry of toilet paper as it has been done with surgical robes and things that might involve blood to create a lesser visual shock

I mean, the gun emoji was changed to a water gun 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 13esq@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Reddit tier joke

[–] egeres@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also, you could say that white toilet paper includes all the other colors, they are just mixed up c:

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

They make neon orange, for hunters I think; could add one of those.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I have only white. And brown.

[–] brealorg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] laxe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Arranged like Pascal’s triangle

[–] 0rly@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I am no longer toilet paper the white. Now I am toilet paper of many colors.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Used to? Was he raided in the early days of covid?

[–] alex@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He moved and never picked up his collection again!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It was the only thing of value he had to leave them. "Sell these and get yourself and your sister an education."

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Xmas decoration for the bathroom

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

One bad case of Omicron and it'll be gone in a week.