internet funeral

Is this one banana per employee? Or one banana and they have to fight over it?

It's a banana, how much could it cost?

This is especially funny for me because here, in India, “getting a banana” means you got nothing / got fscked over :)

Relevant story time:

One time, as a warehouse manager, I wanted to get the overnight shift some fruit to snack on during the shift. We had like 100 people there. So I drove to a grocery store at like 11PM and bought pretty much all of their fruit. The cashier was extremely confused. Also, I drove a mini Cooper so it was absolutely packed floor to ceiling with apples, oranges, bananas, and some other stuff.

I didn't want to carry it all in so I drove my car into the building at the start of the shift.

So my hundred or so employees show up to work then see me rolling into the building with a mini Cooper just bursting at the seams with fruit. It was a fun way to start the night for everyone.

I said we were giving away free bananas. I didn't say all the banana's were free

Thank you for making the company thousands of dollars today. Here is 11 cents

Next Snack: Peanuts (2)

Upcoming Snack: Crumbs... (mystery)

Thanks for your contributions! -HR

Hey free banana is a free banana

The Amazon campus has free banana vendors that anyone can just walk up and take a banana, even if you don't work there. They almost always had extras.

I used to walk past one on my way home and would snag one if there were any left for the day.

This "perk" is something Amazon literally threw away every day.

"Banana for scale" takes on a whole new meaning here.

What is this, some elementary school?

Literally treating their workers like trained monkeys

Don't forget to bring a lawyer to the food court, if you want the banana that is.

I don't particularly fancy the taste of bananas but I still eat them occasionally because I appreciate their nutritional value.

Available 9am until 7pm

That's quite a time span! Damn, your employer seems to appreciate your work very much! Get your banana, but there is no need to hurry. Just take your time and enjoy the anticipation

Oh so managment is allowed to offer them a banana, but when I do it it's ""sexual harassment"" or whatever. smh double standards

Yeah a pension and benefits are great, but banana is banana.

I hate bananas. So thanks a whole fucking lot, boss.

So we finally got the answer for the "where banana" question, can't complain

A banana, so you can go fuck yourself

EMPLOYEES! Eat banana! EMPLOYEES! Work for banana!

What a nightmare poster that is.

How big is the banana?

Funny but I don't think it fits the sub

Must be from the place with all those monkeys on typewriters. This is where they write the Marvel movies.

how big is the banana? what am I supposed to use to measure the banana? banana is the scale! I need answers!!!! why is this happening to me?!?!!!

Makes sense. The proletariats are monkeys. That's their food /sarcasm.

Average work reform fan: (rage)
Average banana enjoyer: 🦍