this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, face down in garbage

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago

Same, pigeon dude, same

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

What are your greatest accomplishment?

One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.

[–] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

If it flies, it spies

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's actually a surveillance drone calibration meeting.

[–] ZycroNeXuS@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

No, no, I know these guys. It's just the Goodfeathers. Watch, one of the ones on the left is gonna start beating up the one on the right in a little cartoonish dust cloud kind of thing. Hilarious.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You're saying I'm an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you're the boss of me?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it's a job interview at a fast food restaurant, it's probably an MLM pitch. Unless it's specifically for a job at that restaurant, and I don't see any In N Out uniforms on these guys.