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[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“My name. It is pronounced ‘Day-ta’. You called me ‘Dah-ta’. One is my name. The other is not.” – Lt. Commander Data

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 3 points 2 years ago

It's Spelled Mr. Wheeler but pronounced Data, it's Slavic.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He probably also pronounces 'Gif' as 'Gif'

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Giraffic Interchange Format. GIF.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Stupid long horses.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joint Photograhic Experts Group. JFEG.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joint Photogiraffic Experts Jroup.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The person who created it calls it jif and I am prepared to eternally die on this hill with him

[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Die faster.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

JIF is a different file format, so the creator is an idiot for pronouncing GIF as jif.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's fine to think that but it's stupid name is still it's name lol

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No it's not, it's an acronym. And the majority of people pronounce it smartly as gif, not jif. The fact I have to type jif to clear up the crap pronunciation is just evidence as to why it is pronounced as gif.

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[–] Streetdog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think anyone really thinks gif is pronounced 'jif'.

They just pretend they do, to wind people up and for attention.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's how I've always pronounced it though. For decades. I don't really care if it riles people up because it feels weird af saying it the other way. Also, the creators say it's jif so it doesn't really matter what anyone thinks that's just what it is lol

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm willing to let people say it however they want without harassment. But when they bring up the "But this guy says its this way, so it has to be true" that I get tetchy.

Things live beyond their creators. This is especially true in the internet age, where information (and misinformation) travel faster than comprehension.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

I said the literal creator calls them that. That's a pretty far cry from just some guy. None of us have to like it because that's just how it be sometimes

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

But JIF is another file format (JPEG interchange format), so the creator was stupid to say GIF is pronounced as jif.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Jokes that are actually explaining bad jokes is one of my favorite types of jokes.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If ever there was a justification to send someone to a Cardy forced labour camp, this would be it.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

There! are! four soft Gs!

[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I still think Pulaski was a good doctor and they should have kept her on the crew.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What kind of monster are you? Do you also prefer beardless Riker? Geordie at Conn? Jellico?

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Geordie at Conn?

Having the blind guy flying the ship is pure camp, and I'm here for it.

[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

BEARDLESS RIKER IS BAE FITE ME

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah she had good momentum I just pretend she’s on a nice colony planet solving all kinds of medical problems happily ever after

[–] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

I sent this to a buddy and he was like yeah its data not data, but when I saw him the next day I found out he had it backwards. He thought it was data not data instead of data not data. It made me wonder who else has it backwards you know?

[–] Wollang@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Let's go on a dat together

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She could look past how he pronounced sabotage... but data, that's where she draws the line.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

EITHER PRONOUNCIATION IS FINE AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER THEY'RE PLURAL!

(Psst...I have no idea if I did that grammatically correct. I still slip up due to colloquial usage muddying the waters. Editing hates me sometimes.)

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Pronunciation", but it's all good. Still kinda bugged how the noun quotation has been replaced by the verb quote.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago