this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
649 points (96.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26750 readers
3817 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Benz was worth 140k new. 1 year later was worth 60k. Owner is in denial.

[–] hunter2@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Wii game on the other hand is a collector's item.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I can't believe it could come close to $1k

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

After 3 years it would be worth no more than 40k and that's IF it had next to no mileage simply because the warranty on it would have so little time left

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I can think of a lot of things worth $140,000.

  1. $140,000

etc

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

A pornstar's silence

[–] Sowhatever@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago
  1. Not a 2020 Benz
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My trade offer is 1,400 funny green bills with "100" printed in the corners from the bank.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you get those? Was it a special promotion or limited run event? Every time I go in and ask for them they just tell me to "please leave sir"

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, you've gotta go for another trade offer where you show them your shiny new gun and they'll give you a lot of money just to look at it.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see, I see.

I'm the type of person who really likes to be prepared so what kind of dress code would you recommend? Casual, business casual, formal... what are we working with here...

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Business criminal should be fine.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hey that's better than what they did to me. I got some funny bracelets and now I'm not allowed outside for more than an hour a day.

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That tips the scales in the other direction

[–] SamXavia@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Then offer them the Wii to play it on as I'm sure they couldn't afford one.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Deal.

Then I turn around and trade the game for pink lambo.

[–] dwalin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Disapointed for lack of battletoads