this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] swagamuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

These "memes" are really making me miss Reddit

[–] Frog-Brawler@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess I should piss on a cupcake. There’s probably rule 34 of that.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does this mean? Are people putting sprinkles on toilet seats? If so, why??

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a piss on the toilet seat joke

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now I feel like a dumbass, thanks for explaining

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Happy to explain!... always ask if you want to know

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no, it refers to a stupid "tradition" (more like trend) for people to cover toilets in glitter or sprinkles when staying at another person's house. not fun to clean up

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is a shit post community, not a shit comment community.

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're really a traditionalist you'll hide a bag of glitter and 3 sticks of dynamite in their food. Then you just wait until they have to use the bathroom upon which they'll be in for some explosive fun. Just a harmless little prank the founding fathers used to have a laugh with one another.

[–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Silly Americans. Sprinkles go on boterham.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Why would you bother a ham, though? Come to think of it, HOW do you bother a ham??

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are these rule titled posts bot posts who don't get the context of the community?

[–] vind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably a repost from 196

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

I get it, but if it's s human doing that they should at least not be lazy and change the bloody title..

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whoops. I pissed on the toilet seat because i was readjng this instead of aiming.

[–] Osix@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's just solid advice

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

No thanks.I don’t want toilet sprinkles on my cupcake.