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[–] Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the programming socks trans girl programmer

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

Probably tye second one tbh

[–] Crow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ten years into casual programming and I still don’t know how to use a debugger.

[–] Atiran@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It’s easy, you just step, step, step, step in, or wait, over, or, oops.

[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watch a Video or read something because it really is an invaluable tool. But here's a crash course:

Debuggers, or IDEs, let you step through your code in slo-mo so you can see what is happening.

  1. Set a breakpoint - Click to the left of a line of code so a red dot appears. Run your program, and the IDE will execute to that line, then pause.
  2. Look at variables' values - While the execution is paused you can hover over variables before that line to see their value.
  3. Step through the code - See what happens next in slo-mo.
    • Use "Step Into" to enter into a function and see what that code does.
    • Use "Step Over" to not go into a function and continue in the current spot after the function has done its business.
    • Use "Step Out" to exit a function and pick up the execution after it has run. Use this when you're in too deep and the code stops making sense.
  4. See whats in the heap - The heap will list all the functions that you're currently inside of. You can jump to any of those points by clicking them.
  5. Set a watch - Keep a variable in the watch so you can see what its value is at all times.
  6. Set a condition on the breakpoint - If the breakpoint is inside a big loop, you can right-click on the red dot to create a conditional breakpoint, so you write something like x===3 and it will only pause when x is 3.

There are many other things an IDE can do to help you, so def look into it more if you want to save yourself a lot of insanity. But this is a good starting point.

If you're developing for the web use F12 to open web tools, and when an error happens, click the file/line number to see that point in the Sources tab, and you can debug there.

[–] rawrthundercats@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for writing this out

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

That sounds really cool

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe in a conspiracy theory that nobody uses debuggers.

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I use them daily. It makes it so much easier to work with an existing code base

[–] HairHeel@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

console.log counts as “a debugger”, right?

[–] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, but only because it gives you a link to where that was run. Click the link to the right with filename:lineNumber, and it will open the sources tab to that line. Set a breakpoint and rerun to pause there, then step through the code's execution.

Of course, if you're using minified or processed code, this will be more difficult, in that case figure out how to do it in VS Code.

[–] codyofficial@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Father, I want to see the face of VBA god

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That image goes so incredibly hard

[–] Marxine@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Kung Fury will never not be amazing

[–] Tsuki@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, literally me. Whenever my friends or my brother's friend come to my room, I opened up a few terminals with only one of them is actually for coding and they thoight I could hack someone's Facebook account or something LMAO.

Yes I live in Southeast Asia

[–] LiquorFan@pathfinder.social 4 points 1 year ago

I have seen this meme at least 471 times, it's still as funby as the first time.

[–] Marxine@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I identify with Samir, but without all of his vast knowledge.

[–] gk98s@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Samir is mad op, those indian youtubers know everything

[–] Duckef@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I want to know is who taught the original Indian YouTube tutor. Was he born with the knowledge?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The goddess Namagiri.

[–] Atiran@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I have worked with most of these people at one point or another. I used to sit next to an old architect like walters. He had so many patents the company only recognize him on every 10th one.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm Samir, I can code kernel drivers in vba

[–] DerEineDa@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What is this meme about? "Competition", "Leaderboard", "Waiting for the timer to hit 0:00"? I am so confused.

[–] shebpamm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Competitive programming.

Usually multiple algorithmic problems that are released to public at the same time and the fastest people to submit a correct solution get more points.

A fun one I still like to participate in is advent of code, which is a yearly christmas themed one with two problems released a day during advent.

If you want to seriously compete in competitive programming, you need to learn and memorize different problem types and the solutions to those. A bit like you start learning patterns in chess.

For practicing, the CSES Problem Set is a gold mine for practice problems. Theres also a list of competitive programming books on the site.

[–] bagfatnick@kulupu.duckdns.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can really emphasise with Samir. Working in healthcare I’m basically limited to just the Office applications. However in the past few years I’ve been able to cook up solutions by reading / writing to file based databases, and using VBA to generate and bind to HTML contents on the fly for the built in IE11 instance. It’s as close to getting to some kind of web-stack within the confines of IT Sec in healthcare.

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Just a heads up, I think the word you're looking for is empathize.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm halfway between ~mfhwalters and Tharg

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

As someone with ADHD I am a mix of hackerman and tharg. Unfortunately the Adderall just makes me barely function and Ive never actually hacked anything

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Lesson learned: aim for the manager spot to order those folks around

[–] Shugzaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

OMG, of all the memes I read all day long, this had to be the one to actually make laugh hard.