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[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 189 points 1 year ago

Good. Breaking the law should inconvenience you.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 145 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Has he tried … not doing fraud?

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 year ago

Have some compassion.

Fraud is highly addictive. He needs to be in a fraud rehab center where trained professionals can step him down from treason to committing misdemeanors in a safe, controlled environment.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

But that's his entire business

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That's like asking him to stop breathing, he has been doing it all his life.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bro you literally don’t have to be there lmfao

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 143 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He's lying about having to be there. He's also lying about it distracting from the campaign. Him being at the trial is part of the campaign. Him saying it's distracting from the campaign, is also part of the campaign.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, part of the campaign

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is interesting to see what he’s really like, is his outward personality part of being the perfect candidate or is it an act that he has spent a career practicing

Where does Trump the god of the inbreds end and where does Trump the pathetic begin

[–] funkpandemic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's campaigning for prison

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

He's got my vote!

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait what??

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

210 pounds, yea in your bra!

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

[–] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think he's got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.

[–] Elliott@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

He's a horrible person but as of yet nobody has really introduced him to consequences, so his delusions remain intact.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This prison is really getting in the way of my life.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] abobla@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He cares more about being rich than being president, hence this trial takes president over becoming president.