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[–] justhach@lemmy.world 126 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 63 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My feet are 0.83 feet long

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

you're not legally allowed to call them feet then

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

[–] ioney@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

83/100 feet

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[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series "Avatar: The Last Airbender" captioned "The Boulder feels conflicted."

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Doesn't markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?

Wait lemmy test
test alt text

edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does

[–] capital@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I try to always add useful alt text.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I'll definitely try and remember to do it moving forward, I didn't know about that feature.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's showing up in the html, maybe your image viewer doesn't show it?

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
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[–] vyper63@monyet.cc 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff's department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Probably meant to write 'the size of a large car' originally?

[–] vyper63@monyet.cc 10 points 11 months ago

Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say "the size of a small car". The "larger boulder the size of a large boulder" tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you smeeeeelllllllllll what it's cooking?

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Hopefully pizza, because I'm starving!

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

astonishingly in the shape of a boulder

[–] doctorn@r.nf 30 points 11 months ago

I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat...

Nature is amazing!

[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Would you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.

They're a small medium at large.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it's not as obvious.

[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Looks something like 50 capybaras big?... more?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 11 months ago

50? 50! I can't imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

spoilera group of capybaras sitting by some water

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it heavier than feathers tho?

[–] huge_clock@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

[–] Wilibus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

[–] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Bould of them to assume they know sizes.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Streptember@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Highway 145, mile marker 78.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh... Well that's just annoying.

[–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It is. I'm American and millimeter was my first thought as well

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[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Fortune favours the boulder.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

No, it's clearly the size of a small boulder

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Is this Bob the Boulder?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Looks bouldery enough to me

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