this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

While I am very close to losing my mind, and desperately hungry, I am not that far gone yet. No. I just found the picture and figured I'd inflict it on everyone else as well. It's not as bad as the other one I have of someone with fingernail clippers over their front tooth...

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just checking. Please don't do things like this to yourself.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No I am I have come back with the milk

[–] Joecool2087@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I'm happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn't. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Partners in misery", isn't that the phrase?

If I'm going to hell then I'm taking you all with me!

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I desperately need to hear Stamets say,

If I’m going to hell then I’m taking you all with me!

in season 5 now

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I'll see if I can slip it in the episode for you. We're in post-production but still occasionally need to do dubs.

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

High in vitamin C, only have to wash a spoon.

[–] Duranie@lemmy.film 3 points 1 year ago

For a real vitamin c boost cut the milk with orange juice!

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People will do this before washing a bowl.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

That unwashed bowl is my culture.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

in Canada the green peppers used for this are less vibrant because Trudeau

[–] SiblingNoah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Green peppers are technically berries.

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh dear god

[–] Tedrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is this really where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The next post was about war crimes and it fits the bill with this one.

[–] egeres@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Now that's a balanced diet

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't like it, it's spicy.