Sudo disable holodeck safety protocols
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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Ah... that explains why I'm still stuck in this nightmare recreation of what a life in 21st century Earth is like.
Nope. Arch still didn't appear. God I'm going to die in here.
Wait, the holodeck runs Arch?
Sorry, it runs templeOS
As bananas as LCARS would be to actually use, that wouldn't surprise me.
Was it built by the Bajorans?
You could make an entire series of Worf doing his best Al Bundy working at Kahless Shoe Store.
Michael Dorne kept pitching Captain Worf as a show. Should have pitched that.
Ah, so this is the Kobayashi Maru program I've heard so much about
Karen vs Klingon would be a glorious battle
Worf swings a bat'leth and Karen expertly dodges.
Karen twists around and swings her over sized Gucci hand bag and knocks down the Klingon, blood dripping down from his face.
Today is a good day to forward a corporate complaint!
Worf already has the Karen haircut
Oh... Oh my god. Klingons are just Karens with extra steps... Super Karens if you will. Tell me I'm wrong. Watch anything where they interact with a form of customer service and tell me I'm wrong lmao
Karens with muscles and blades! How could we have been so blind!
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I can't decide who has better hair, gushing over Klingon hair.