If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct
which task takes 2 hands?
Depends if you're a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action
I left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.
You already know
Take the upvote. For some reason you taking over his ideia this way made me laugh uncontrollably.
The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.
You're saying we don't already?
Hit it Joe!
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