this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Depends if you're a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.

[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

You already know

[–] witx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Take the upvote. For some reason you taking over his ideia this way made me laugh uncontrollably.

[–] Paaliaq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.

[–] DrQuint@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're saying we don't already?

Hit it Joe!

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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