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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When I started at my current job, I had basically no familiarity with AWS. Someone tried to explain how AWS networking worked to me and did so by drawing this on the whiteboard at the office.

Nonsensical whiteboard graphic

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 day ago

Pretty accurate

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I just see a piece of toast. now I want toast! bring toast, computer man!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hey thanks for this. Imma put AWS expert in my cv now.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Right, it does make the concepts very straightforward.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

I haven't checked but that angle may not actually be 90°

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pro tip: that's why people write "please do not erase"

Another pro tip: do not erase if you read that on a white board

[–] Shaper@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My eyes are fine, but my brain hurts badly.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably works in non-euklidian geometry

this is You Kiddin geometry

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

If it's in a meeting room or public space, that whiteboard is fair game when you leave it, unless you write DO NOT ERASE in big letters. Them's the rules

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

and they probably used a permanent marker for it.

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

are we sure this is the right angle?

[–] ideonek@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago

I guarante you that we use the same scrutiny to calculate return on your ads.

[–] postman 23 points 2 days ago
20 GOTO $LUNCH
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Story time. One time I was working for a local monthly paper that was all-volunteer and I interviewed someone at one of our local colleges. The interview went fine but on my way out, I noticed through a window of an empty classroom a white board with nothing on it except the words:

MOTHER FATHER CHINESE DENTIST

spoilerTrivia: According to the Mr. Show season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Tompkins had overheard someone talking on a cell phone in a bar utter the phrase “mother father chinese dentist!” When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was “What?”

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they're actually right about this one.

[–] Sophocles@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago

Idk, I think it depends on their angle

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe there's i axis shenanigans going on from a different perspective

[–] Kirsche_z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Well yeah, that's why you gosub lunch