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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

But pussy isn't!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Guinea Pig.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Why would I eat the poor fellas name?

[–] GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago
[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I found the psychopath

[–] Snowies@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago
[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Protein Shake! Cute.

[–] krow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

A bag of dicks

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

heavenly hunk.

heavenly hunk

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago
[–] MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Cookie Dough

...very fitting

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Matombo@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Fried Onions

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Your creature's new name is "Cock". Congratulations.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What did the bad hamster do to you?

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.

I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

MacBook Pro

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Hi Adobo 🥰

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Rib sammich

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Milanesa de pollo

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Olive with feta

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

What am I, some kind of fae creature?

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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