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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Look it all the space for activities!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Just my motorcycles that's missing.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I would worm across that floor just for the feeling.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ain't no home without enough open space for all kinds of push ups! If you're daring, you could even do other exercises too!

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Just cut it down. /s

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had to take my coffee table out of my living area to get enough room in my apt. Only other option would have been moving my pc to bedroom and tossing out my bedframe

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'm just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

To be fair, air mattresses are like shittier futons and don't get moldy because you're always moving them around.

Source: I used to live with this setup, only in a smaller room.

I just smother the bottom of my mattress with lotrimin and figure I'm good to go for a few years

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago

And tomorrow they'll post a picture of a 10,000$ gaming setup with LEDs and shit and claim that women can't possibly understand spending a ton of money on furniture and decorations.

Not to mention that this joke has been done to death. For years pictures of empty rooms with a matress have been posted to claim that "this is what men want". (Until next week, when we'll post a picture of a gaming room full of expensive furniture and elaborate decorations and claim that THIS is what men want, actually, for real, I swear.)

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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Right? What is their workflow even like?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 6 days ago

I just finished eight months of not having an office. I worked in random places off of only my laptop, 15.5" 1080p. I'm back in an office but not set up yet. For me, two monitors is workable, three is better. Split screen apps on a single laptop screen is barbaric.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 week ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

This may be too much even

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get why people hate on this. Do all the useless nick-nacks actually add something to their lives?

If this is all you need, what's the problem?

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[–] Pendorilan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

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