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An Australian domestic flight was delayed for two hours after a stowaway snake was found in the plane’s cargo hold, officials said on Wednesday.

The snake was found on Tuesday as passengers were boarding Virgin Australia Flight VA337 at Melbourne Airport bound for Brisbane, according to snake catcher Mark Pelley.

The snake turned out to be a harmless 60-centimeter (2-foot) green tree snake. But Pelly said he thought it could be venomous when he approached it in the darkened hold.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

"I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!" - But with an Australian accent.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

Samuel C. Dundee, at your service!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"motherfucking" replaced with a lot more of "cunt"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oi'm blohdy seerk of thees bladdy snaeks on this bladdy plain

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Assuming you’re not Australian, if not that’s the best attempt at our accent I’ve seen in yonks.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

it hurts how much I nailed it, dont it

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

“Enough is enough, I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. Everybody strap in. I’m about to open some freakin’ windows, mate.”

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago

I didn’t even know there were non-venomous snakes in Melbourne.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Guessing it could be venomous sounds pretty reasonable. Being locked in an enclosed space with an unknown Australian snake? No thanks.

This reads like a headline from Plague Inc.

[–] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Why? Did they need to play the whole movie first before takeoff?

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 3 days ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Bro's vacation got cancelled