Haha this turned dark real quick.
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It's not that dark. If mushrooms helped you realize you don't wanna be married to a person you should divorce them. Why spend time with someone you don't want to be with?
There is this belief for some reason that divorce is like the end of the world and a giant nightmare but like, I've done it, its not hard stuff and as long as you and your (soon to be) ex-partner aren't assholes then the hardest thing is gonna be making your schedules line up.
Like Yeah it's devastating to lose a built in best friend, but also you gotta live your truth
Anyways don't jump on mushroom thoughts immediately, let them settle and ferment for a bit before you follow them.
I've been divorced. But i didn't decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It's a data point only.
When my ex husband was around during my trips, he would freak me the fuck out. My body was in terror, I understood more than in that moment. The same lack of respect that I brushed off when not tripping sent me into a spiral.
It was a warning sign I didn’t take.
Yeah shrooms are way more likely to give you the ability to think through legitimate problems than generate spontaneous bad ideas. Still though, give it some thought when you come down.
Yeah you never act on your psychedelic realizations for at least a few days. Gotta give it time to settle
Man I am so jealous of all the people having a good time with shrooms in here and not even cause I have bad trips but have basically no trip.
First time I took them I went for 3.5g and then ended up adding another 1.5g as I realized it wasn't working. Second I made a 5g ginger tea. That was a bust. So third and last time I ended up doing a whole chocolate bar at 5g and then added about 2g of just straight shrooms.... I had a single moment where I felt like I reached a truth about "now" and human inertia, as I just practically meditated. But otherwise I would say the experience was disappointingly sober. No trips, no visuals, nothing much.
I can't do shrooms either. I've tried a number of times from various sources and all I get is 10 hours of nausea and an overpowering urge to sleep but I can't because I'm on shrooms.
The psilocybin pills worked for me, although I was microdosing them as part of a research study so maybe that was the difference. But Ive never had any issues with other psychedelis either.
Yeah I got nauseous pretty bad the first time with straight shrooms but I also tried wrapping them in slices of deli turkey and cheese which I do not recommend unless you are a dog.
I absolutely get the urge to sleep that's the 3rd time symptom I got.
I figure my body will be a research oddity at some point cause I feel lots of drugs have the wrong interactions with me. Maybe it's a digestion or processing issue with the mushroom fiber.
The digestion thing is always interesting to me. I've been doing recreational drugs with the same people for close to 20 years now. Frequency down to about once a year at this point, but from when we were kids to now when we have our own, I've always been the one who comes up fast off anything we ingest, and my other buddy has taken anywhere from 30 to 90 (and sometimes more) minutes longer than me. He's tall, but lanky. We're built roughly the same. I guess that whenever the uptake starts to happen is just earlier a long in my process of digestion. We've got it down to a science now though, and I'm always last to dive in for an evening of letting the minds go.
Homie that's a lot even for a seasoned user. Also you gotta be careful with those chocolate bars they usually are not psilocybin but they ACO Dmt. Take 1g of natural mushies on a sunny day 🌞 ❤️
Yeah. I am aware that it is a lot. Unfortunately having tried all ranges of products from chewing on penis envy to teas, I don't think the sunlight is gonna make much of a difference.
But I will be more wary of the grey market bars for my friends that it works for. Thanks for the heads up!
You are not supposed to do champignons.
Are those the button mushrooms?
Now I'm hungry.
I had the same experience but with weed. I was super disappointed.
I was telling my therapist that I wanna take shrooms only last evening. I have a bunch. They're legal here. My partner works on Sunday and I have the place to myself. Hope she doesn't get divorced. Lol.
I would recommend having someone around as a trip sitter for a first time.
I never recommend having a sober trip sitter, just an experienced tripper on the same journey. Sober trip sitters in my experience have a tendency to harsh the vibe and make me way more likely to have a bad trip.
I recommend having a friend trip with you together to affirm that what you're expeciencing matches what they're experiencing. I've taken a lot of psycadelics. For me, this is the way.
I'm currently growing my first batch, they are unfortunately not legal here 😅 They're fantastic though. I've done shrooms twice in my life now and my depression and social anxiety are all but gone. I've got years of therapy under my belt too and without that the effect would surely not have been this noticeable but still. When you take them you never know what will happen. Most likely it will be amazing from start to finish but every now and then shrooms make you confront unpleasant things. Taking them was a way to prove to myself that I'm ready to confront my fears.
They just amplify what you're feeling. Not in a good headspace? Stay away. Wanna confront that headspace? Buckle up and GL.
I suggest listening to some Terence Mckenna talks before tripping. Also, surrender to the shroom if needed. It'll help.
last time i took shrooms my ex got mad at me for not caring enough that her food was taking too long to get delievered to her at work. she was mad at me the whole time i was tripping and wouldnt tell me why until i came down
How you dare to not be focus on her for few hours?!?
Let’s make a huge drama so you are focused on her asap!
Totally normal shroom experience. I once took a hero's dose and spent 30 minutes thinking I was gonna die.
What's a heros dose. I only did small amounts and it was long ago. Much better experience than I expected. Easier to snap out of than anything else. If your high on weed or drink you can't really snap out. But with a low amount of shrooms I definitely could. Then go right back to wondering why all of the Scooby Doo characters are naturally occuring in the cement walkway while sitting on the stoop
A heroes dose/heroic dose just refers to doing a very high dosage of a psychedelic substance like shrooms.
https://healing-mushrooms.net/heroic-dose
I've always heard a good normal dose is an eighth. According to that article linked above, a heroes dose is 5 grams, or an extra 1.5 grams beyond that.
According to the Psychonautwiki on shrooms (which is fairly reliable in my experience), anything over 50mg of psilocybin is a "heavy" dose. Trouble is, unless you can get your shrooms from a reliable source, guessing the psilocybin content is pretty tricky. The one time I intentionally did a pretty heavy trip on shrooms, it was something like a quarter ounce of dried shrooms, but another time I just had a nibble on one for laughs while drinking with my buddies and it wound up being pretty substantial. If they're fresh instead of dried or just a different strain or batch, it's all pretty up in the air, so my advice is to always be ready for a heavy trip unless you've already had some experience with that particular batch.
Is "off boobs" the opposite of "on boobs"? Asking for a friend, obviously.
I would assume they meant "of boobs", but you present an interesting question of terminology. Unfortunately it begs the question, what exactly would we mean by "on boobs" in this context, so that we can question if "off boobs" is it's opposite?
Also, boobs. The answer to boobs is usually yes.
What's pillow duty?
Judging from the context, allowing one's chest to be used as a pillow.