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submitted 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

It was still Twitter then.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 12 hours ago

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I'd know...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you're going hard

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 71 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 10 points 9 hours ago

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 24 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago

Here's a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What does this "save" button do? Let me test quick.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

mine made my phone all sticky.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Those dildos are soft and compressable

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

given some porn i... my friend... saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 89 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

For scientists to share data and debate over the interpretation.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 54 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago

grab your dick and double click

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)
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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 53 points 21 hours ago (7 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 30 points 21 hours ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 21 hours ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 60 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

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