Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because fathers have Father's Day and mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.

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[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 24 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Incorrect. Labour is stored in the balls.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

That makes sense. Especially since we all know that pee is stored in the thighs. That's why our legs shake when we gotta pee bad.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

fathers have 9 months before labour day, though.