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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Gulper eel said, "I can't see shit down here. So I'm just going to swim around with my mouth open, and I'm just going to call whatever gets in there lunch."

To which evolution replied, "Bet?"

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Orca. They're just too damn cool, and they refuse to eat humans for some unknown reason. They, as a species, literally eat anything else that dares to enter their water including polar bears.

I personally maintain that some Orca took out an elderly or young human at some point, and the villagers responded by wiping out the entire pod of orca except for a traumatized survivor that told the rest of the orcas that they shouldn't ever eat the angry hairless monkeys, and the species has remembered for tens if not hundreds of thousands of years.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] territorial@slrpnk.net 2 points 19 hours ago

That's batfish insane.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

No love for iron snails?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The Nautilus. I just think they are neat!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Wow. Forgot about that.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

All of them. There's so many.

Sunfish. Vampire squid. Blob fish. That terrifying worm that hides. Pistol shrimp.

It's a whole new world down there. Forget Mars!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Lung fish, black fish, alligator, Ice fish.
Armour head, hammer head, anaconda, flat head.
Manta ray, stingray, fang-tooth moray.
Goblin shark, grass carp, round-river-bat ray.

Noodle fish, hag fish, man o' war, lady fish.
Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel.
Lamprey, pejerey, yellow-edged moray.
Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherback and eagle ray.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

We didn't start the current!

It was always flowin'

Since the Earth's been slowin'

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 20 hours ago

We didn’t start the fire

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

I was team Angler Fish when I got here but damn, there are some good candidates mentioned!

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Greenland Shark

Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years. They are among the largest extant shark species, reaching a maximum confirmed length of 6.4 m (21 ft) long and weighing over 1,000 kg (2,200 lb). They reach sexual maturity at about 150 years of age, and their pups are born alive after an estimated gestation period of 8 to 18 years.

Absolutely everything about them is interesting. And as far as an entity, they are a fantastic role model. The world would be a much better place if we were all more like the Greenland Shark.

[–] SnootBoop@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

Imagine being pregnant for 18 years...

[–] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Cephalopods of all kinds are fabulous, but it's a crime I haven't seen siphonophores here.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Oarfish give me a sense of dread in the pit of my stomach, they're so cool

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't have one, but now I'm thinking about it

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The unexamined life is not worth living.

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[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whats the scientific term for that oceangate thing that sploaded with all the billionaires?

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 18 hours ago

All octopodes are good octopodes.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not a super creative or interesting answer, but I'd be lying if I said anything other than the giant squid. That's gotta be one of the wildest most alien things on our planet. Squid are already fascinatingly weird and now you're telling me there are squids the size of a horse that fight whales at the bottom of the ocean? Amazing. Please stay down at the bottom of the sea where I am not. I know the colossal squid is bigger, but it's cool that the giant one is probably the basis of some of our most enduring myths of sea monsters and the name "giant squid" just rolls off the tongue really well

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Siphonophores. Extremely alien looking colonial organisms. Iirc they are, by far, the longest known aquatic creatures.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Bruh siphonophores are so fascinating.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk if I have a fave deep sea creature, I’ll have to think about that.. but I’m rather fond of coconut crabs. They steal shit from people, and are enormous.

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[–] Tiger_Man_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Someday, cuttlefish will start the plan to take over the world in june 28th, 2025.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dunno if it counts as deep sea, but coelacanths =)

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Deep enough to hide until roughly WWI

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Those creatures that live around high temperatures hydrothermal vents, they don't get their energy from the sun!

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cthulhu. Also the reason I refuse to go into the ocean. Hes in there somewhere and Im not chancing that encounter

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ohhhh dude, you're missing out ay, he is the sweetest dude ever, he took me on this awesome sea adventure, I met a Scottish lobster, a very camp sword fish, this weird little tribe of pygmy sea people and then I got to meet this awesome god like wallrus.

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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bigfin squid

Most alien shit on our planet

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