this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like "alpha male" as 18+ 🀭

That's the world I want. Also I think that might actually be good for these guys. I think seeing some Kirk/Spock mpreg scanned from a paper zine written when by a horny woman their grandma was a young child may actually help these men.

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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!

Pick greek letters and assign them to those guys! This is clearly collaborative world building. Im sure they'll appreciate this.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.

Nice shot.

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Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago

they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

David Tennant is a sigma male?

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Crowley is a sigma male.

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure you could do the whole image with various David Tennants, or for bonus points with all Doctors.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

What a load of BS.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago

Oh cool! Now men have Cosmo quizzes, too!

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see fat sack of shit anywhere, so this clearly isn't all men

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im just hungry male right now...

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they’re all Doctor Who

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Wow, Charlie's Angels sure has changed. Where is Bosley?

I'm a xi-male

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