this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

I'm just looking at different Doctor Who characters aren't I.

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They'll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there'll be more.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago

Will they tho

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

if you're none of these you might be φ-male

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren't familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks! I think the correct pronunciation might technically be /ˈfaɪ/ (FYE), but I've heard it pronounced /ˈfi/ (FEE) often enough, I'm not sure.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, modern pronunciation agrees with us ("FEE"), but apparently ancient Greeks would have pronounced it "FEY" (or "FEY-EE", I can't quite tell to what degree epsilon-iota was a diphthong).

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

when I see epsilon-iotas on campus, they tend to be diphthongs.

[–] xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

astrology except you pick your starsign to fit your personality instead of the reverse, I guess

We have a term for this. It's called "making stuff up"

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 5 points 11 hours ago

It's just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Out ligging some balls

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

What kind of kid picks out grey or khaki clothes?

[–] debil@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I guess the people who identify themself as " male" don't bother about books much.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This alpha sigma omega bs is just astrology for men

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It's literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Worse yet, this is just a way to try to hierarchically categorize yourself as being simultaneously:

  1. part of an in-group,
  2. better than others
  3. a paragon of your sex

It's just so pitifully shallow. Like, if you're going to stroke your own ego, at least do it with something unique to yourself. Define yourself by the people, experiences and things with which you surround yourself. Define yourself by the things you do. Literally anything that would make you more than a penis with wrapping paper and a voice-recorded greeting card saying how awesome the penis is.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Truly the manosphere made manifest.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that

[–] damdy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Does anyone read into this bollocks?

May as well measure my head.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 23 hours ago

May as well measure my head.

You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people's faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.

It's real fucking weird.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

But then you could get an infection.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'd all look a lot better if they smiled more

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