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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Got it, he wants US to burn.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

22-Year-Old

Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

[–] Toga65@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Listing previous work is pretty standard when getting a job, also shows his prior qualifications which I think we're entitled to know.

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[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

Not... Nothing?

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[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Great, another face I want to punch.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This guy looks like he’s about to play his best Yugioh card

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The card would likely be older than him

I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Were official portraits always this funny?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thats really not the issue here and if you don't get that then I don’t know how to help you.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

So embarrassing to see.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Boot licker extraordinaire.

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