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RULES:
For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?
Its okay buddy. I thought ovaries were in the boobs till I was like 20.
Pee is stored in the balls
I once thought the females of the species had one opening for both. Growing up on a farm means you have some wicked advanced knowledge compared to other kids your age, but can introduce some really hilarious beliefs...
I never thought about why I thought women were more like our chickens than our horses/cows, but eh, some things just pan out.
I don't think I've ever used a shower where there was no way to avoid an initial cold spray while standing in it, so it never occurred to me to turn it on first because it wasn't an issue.
I had a very cold shower once until I realized the way that one knob faucet worked was you had to turn it an insane amount to get to the hot water.
I remember seeing this reddit post like a decade ago. Lol
Have you ever done something...this dumb?
Well, at least OOP realizes it was dumb. I’d tell them to relax and not let it ruin their evening. We’re all astonishingly stupid sometimes. It happens to the best of us.
I don’t like wasting water, so I just stand at the far end and try to start wetting my hair until it gets warm enough to fully step in.
What's the difference between pointing the shower head away and standing outside at first?
Geometry
Im one of those dumbasses that likes a cold shower.
The occasional cold shower is amazing!
I have zero idea about the health benefits but after taking an ice cold morning shower, I feel like I can take on anything after getting past that lol.
I prefer to cower in fear, actually. Too much of an effort to lean in and start the water beforehand. Plus now I usually shower in a standing stall so I have to be in it to turn the water on anyway. Just gotta set the angle and the cower space just right.