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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Hank@kbin.social 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My car was stolen earlier and yet this is the worst thing to happen to me today. I hate it.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aw man, what kind of car? Hyundai?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seat Leon. 18 months old. FML.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn that's a sweet car, my condolences. A friend of mines Octavia RS got stolen a couple months ago.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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I don’t know why, but you assuming it was a Hyundai fuckin cracked me up haha

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago

You know you don't have to say everything you think, right?

[–] brainschaden@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I bow to you words of wisdom or experience. I don't know yet.

[–] octobob@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hank@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Pissing into a plastic bag, throwing it in the shower like a water balloon.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You've got that special something. I can't quite put my finger on it, or in it, but I know it's somehow related to how humans made it this far.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hear that I'm special all the time.

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[–] nslatz@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The beyond being mould, I presume.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget mildew and wood rot!

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you get to sleep in moist blankets...

[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Moistness wouldn't be my only concern. I hope they put the toilet lid down before flushing everery time...

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

In Germany we call it Wohnklo (live-in loo). Used to be a joke but I guess these days it's just reality.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And we thought the double-decker couch was a monstrosity.

[–] darq@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.

[–] overzeetop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

$2500/month in Manhattan, opening bid. 2 months up front plus last month plus 2 months as security deposit. Must show 4x rent as minimum income.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.

[–] darq@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey that's not too bad! I was in Zone 3 with a roughly 60 min commute, including walking times to and from the station. Actual train time was probably 35 minutes on the Central line.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, she’s lucky there’s a fast train that cuts travel time right down. And she can almost see the station from her flat.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For £500 that's a shared bathroom.

[–] darq@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Ain't that the sad truth.

[–] Frenchy@aussie.zone 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It looks pretty damn structural 💀

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.

[–] cobra89@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.

[–] pglpm@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Heh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It's not practical, but it does look cozy.

[–] HowShouldIKnow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

A water slide, if you will

[–] rothaine@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required

[–] wildtamaskan@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

What if... what if we slept on the bathroom loft together? 👉👈🥺

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to live near bed bath and beyond

[–] Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

That's some fancy ass jail cell

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

When you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.

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