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Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago

Yesssss. Eat each other.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

When a right winger tells the truth, it's because they're lying twice. Or in this case, more like 4, possibly 6 times.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 21 points 3 days ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure this is a "win"

It is just reality

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago
[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 days ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well for once she has a point

Probably the rare times she said something that isn't totally crazy

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have no idea if she's just that stupid and only sees one move in front of her, or if she always knew but it's only now suitable for her to say the truth. (It's also possible it's both with these people.)

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