Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 12 hours ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't want the answer, trust me.

With an itheberg.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

You're disthpickable.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Got me. Nice one.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

I spent about five minutes telling and subsequently explaining this joke to my wife. 10/10.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Sylvester entered the chat…

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Yeah...

That's a good one. I actually like that one.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wabbit theeson

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

Duck season