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[–] wischi@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

How about driving with at most that speed that would allow you to break to a full stop inside the range you can see. Or within half that range if the street is to narrow for another passing car.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's my favorite thing about these images. The car is so far back even speeding it should be able to stop

[–] voicesarefree@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I think I thought I saw you die

…getting ready for the impact. And I don't know if I can do it…

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Tryin not to keep, eye on road And I don't stop for dogs before, for. Oh no I missed stop sign. Didn't stop enough.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve always been torn on this choice. The baby doesn’t have any history, and frankly, you can always make another. But on the other hand the old lady has already lived most all of her life (well all of her life depending on this decision). I mean there isn’t a good answer unless you try to go for a two’fer

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

Crash the car into the trees

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[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

And it's done as a console game choice - you have to pump X or O fast enough, otherwise you kill them both

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