Oh no I charged too much, I'm blowing up.
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If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both
Good thinking, Agent.
Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. "I simply wouldn't find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with" lmao
this car's a lost and blinded fool...oh no I've said too much. I said it all.
New trolly problem just hit!
Right. How do you hit both?
Or do you lose your pride as a driver?
We should probably frame all of lifes choices as trolley problem models. Speaking of which I'd like to proudly nominate now that our next president be Mr Shia Le Bouf, with carrot top as his VP. The two are obviously better than a third term for trump and couchfucker Vance, and we have to think of harm reduction. Do you want Shia or Trump?
If 75 million people are pulling the lever towards Shia, 75 million people are pulling the lever towards Trump, and 2 million are trying to divert it to a third track, then I'm helping pull it towards Shia
Just brake
"Sorry, but your brake subscription has expired."
Also, that would require a Tesla's systems to function, which is not a guarantee.
Hit the tree then
"We are sorry, but this arboreal feature is on the property of an Amazon™ warehouse, and you have not accepted the necessary licensure and non-disclosure agreement to enter. Steering Wheel will remain locked."
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Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?
oh... anyway
Déjà vu!
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
if you drift you could hit both
🎵trying to keep to the right
🎵trying to aim for that tree
I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:
A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?
- Honk your horn and yell at them.
- Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
- Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
- Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.
I was so tempted to pick the last option.
A, C, and D in that order.
why is that baby not on a leash!
My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.
Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it
It's like bowling, if you hit one pedestrian at just the right angle you can knock them into the other
Pull the emergency brake, spin the wheel, and drift. You got this.
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There should realistically be an option for driving off the road into the trees.
or not speeding in the first place
Ideally the speed limit should be set such that it would always be possible to stop in time at such crossings. Even more ideally the road would be designed such that it would be impossible to exceed that limit.
Unfortunately there are many places where this is not the case.
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How about driving with at most that speed that would allow you to break to a full stop inside the range you can see. Or within half that range if the street is to narrow for another passing car.
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I think I thought I saw you die
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