this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

It's like bowling, if you hit one pedestrian at just the right angle you can knock them into the other

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Pull the emergency brake, spin the wheel, and drift. You got this.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

excellent idea, there's no crime if there's no witnesses

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Just say you heard them utter a protest slogan and its perfectly legal. If the baby is nonverbal say it used a anti-police hand gesture.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA