this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
89 points (85.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

33176 readers
3073 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

That's not dinner, that's a health hazard.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I legit thought those were someone's balls

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Consider seeing a doctor?

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn't be boiled.

[–] simsalabim@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

load more comments (13 replies)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is such a British photo.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of "crunch", or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You people genuinely eat like it's the Blitz sometimes.

[–] TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Have you read the news lately? We're just training for the next few years.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Despite the fact it's obviously American.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 19 points 1 month ago

I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

At least it wasn't meth lite. That shit is nasty.

[–] double_quack@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks more like its boiled chicken.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honesty and the ability to receive constructive criticism are pretty great things in a relationship. Since it doesn't pass as 'something I don't have to cook', I would just thank her a lot, and apologise but say I prefer it a bit more well done, and perhaps show her how I like it. Maybe mention the risks that come with undercooked chicken. I would also be infinitely grateful if she showed me nice tricks or just simply explain in detail how she would like me to do stuff for her. All kinds of stuff.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

if your girl makes this for you, you must have a fantastic insurance policy lmao

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

There's nothing that tastes better than that.

Lmao

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I'd probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.

Just suffering through that shit doesn't sound like a good relationship imo

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but that's just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visible

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
(while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):

drumsticks with mac'n'cheese

there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] tino@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

...the chicken is literally raw.

I get the "respect partners as people" angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I think it might be boiled.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So... "<Wife's name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let's go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight."

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)

Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

load more comments
view more: next ›