Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.
She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.
She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker
I'm pretty sure she's from California? Unless you're being metaphorical or something.
Since when does Spider-Man takes place in California?
Since he found out he can web-sling from palm tree to palm tree.
Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?
Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?
They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t
Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
Educate an old and out of touch person please:
Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?
Anus licking is what holding hands used to be
I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.
I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.
Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.
If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.
What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?
Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.
I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang
People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren't coming out of these holes.
Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
Anal is now first base.
Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".
It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.
Depends on how long their tongue is.
Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.
There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it's understandable that "the norm" might change quite rapidly.
Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.
I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”
No
- Who are they talking about?
- I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too
(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)
Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.