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[–] Generic_Idiot@lemm.ee 56 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I’d like to be a woman for a day just to try out their orgasms. They seem fun. My wife’s eyes roll in the back of her head and she’s mentally disabled for a minute when she cums.

Mine is kinda like a sneeze.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

If you only had 24 hours to figure it out you’d probably not be able to get there, it might be a better orgasm but they’re much harder to achieve and require years of trial and error for many of us

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Legal weed ended up being the shortcut for me. My wife sometimes has to checkin after a good weed orgasm to make sure I'm alright.

Though I was actively working on being multiply orgasmic for several years before.

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it's a lot less work than surgery.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finger in ass gay tho.

Couldn't do it because if i like it, and cum the biggest cum i have ever cum, i will be haunted with the knowledge that this hack exists and that i'm basically half way down the pegging pipeline.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you're scared because you think you'll enjoy it, I'm going to continue to laugh at you.

I'd almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren't such wimps.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully it's a good sneeze.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I have a trans son, and this is on the list of side effects if they use T, the loss of female sexual response. Though it's my understanding that testosterone drives libido in women too, I guess it's a dosage thing.

To be honest, mine vary in intensity but yeah the most intense are sort of like going crazy for a short while, can't form words.

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 105 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's pretty common to want to be a woman and not have gender dysphoria. I'd bet something like half of all humans experience this.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Besides the menstruations I'm sure I would enjoy being a girl. I'm a cis dude

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 53 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can pretend to be a woman sometimes, as a treat

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thus the practice of drag was born

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

and, if you like, as a punishment too

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (15 children)

I would love to be an attractive woman. It would be like an all you can f*** buffet. I'm an ugly dude who has to work extremely hard to get laid. I dream of being sexually attractive.

However, I really really would not wish to be trans. I simply don't have the courage to face the backlash of all the bigoted backwards losers who hate on them. That's why I absolutely admire and support trans people because unfortunately (and also somewhat ironically), in our day and age, it still takes a lot of balls to be trans.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 51 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm reminded of someone I know. He felt something similar for a long time. Ultimately he concluded that, for him, what he really wanted was to feel attractive and desirable. And sincr he believed that only women could have that, he spend years conflicted about wanting to be a woman.

After some time around sex-positive people, he had experiences that helped him feel desirable and attractive as a man. He realised that was what he actually wanted, and he'd just been taught beauty was a women-thing and thought he had to be a woman to have it.

Maybe that rings true for you, too. Maybe all you really want is to feel beautiful, wanted, desired. Maybe want you dislike isn't your gender, but the role society has assigned you for it.

Only you can really figure that out. I just wondered if my friends story would mean something to you.. Being trans is a valid answer, but it isn't the right one for everybody.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Absolutely, and I am aware of that - it's really the case with me. I do not dislike being male. I just dislike being ugly - not many people can claim to have spent 20 years as an involuntary celibate like me. I'm almost 50 and it just feels like so much wasted time. Wasted youth, really.

Going trans wouldn't solve the problem at all. Nothing will solve the problem, to be honest. I have accepted my fate.

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

It’s only a “fuck buffet” if you have zero standards and are willing to possibly be raped, beat, strangled etc. finding a man who’s a good person, good in bed, safe, single and trustworthy isn’t actually easy… I think it’s so bizarre when men talk about women and sex like this, like sure if having sex and potentially risking your life with random provably ugly scary people is your thing I guess it would be nice but most women aren’t looking for rapists, abusers, zero chemistry, or any other harm that can come from being extremely vulnerable with a person who has the physical condition to ruin or end your life

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[–] 10001110101@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (5 children)

For me (also as a not-so-attractive male, IMO), it's not the yearning for getting laid so much as the being in a loving relationship (masturbating is enough to calm my sex drive down). Thankfully, I've been in a very long-term relationship (~10 years). I remember it was literally driving me crazy being so emotionally isolated. I think a lot of people, woman and men, regardless of their sexual activity, have the same problems of isolation.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 67 points 6 days ago

I want this guy to be a woman so I can explain stuff he already knows to him at length.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I really wish that i had like Mystiques ability to just change my sex and looks at will. Maybe one day i wanna be a man, and another a woman.

[–] FearMeAndDecay 9 points 5 days ago

Same! I like being a woman, and I’m pretty comfortable in my body but… if i could change my sex at will that would be so great for dressing up. Like sometimes I think it’d be cool to be a big barbarian man with like a bare chest and body paint. Or I could wear a really sharp suit

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Definitely a vibe.

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[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 6 days ago

Congratulations, you can be a woman anon

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn. Not gay, but probably fake

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, could still be gay.

Depends on how the OOP swings.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I also want to be a woman and don't have dysphoria - it's pretty common.

[–] zzffyfajzkzhnsweqm@sh.itjust.works 61 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Quite common. Most women wish to be women and do not have dysphoria.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

That's... actually a form of dysphoria. I can attest from first-hand experience, wishing you were a woman is a form of dysphoria. You don't have to feel sad to be dysphoric, having a somewhat persistent desire to be seen as a different gender is enough.

Edit: this is assuming you aren't already a woman >.>

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Eh I’ve never had dysphoria (I’ve always loved my body) but ever since I learned that my bits are different from some other peoples’, I’ve wanted so much to be able to switch back and forth, to experience both kinds!

[–] goatmeal@midwest.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yea I feel this like I'm cool as a dude and wouldn't want to not have been/be a dude but I really like experiencing different things and it'd be neat to experience being a woman for a bit

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[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

I think your edit covers it. Thats the joke

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The artist is bbmasa on Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/27414306

Slightly NSFW, some cartoon nudity but nothing explicit.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

do you have photographic memory on everything or just porn?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

This artist just happens to use a distinctive watercolor style.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Could be like me, with an insatiable need to find the source of any artwork they find

They beat me by like 2 minutes

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm a cisgender male and I kinda wanna reincarnate with a female body but keep my memories, then every like 30-40 years reincarnate again and mix it up. For funsies you know...

Like I don't want to transition, because then people will always view you differently. I want to like just magically shapeshift into a differnt gender to roleplay life differently.

Or perhaps even try out reincarnating as a cat, or dog.

Or those birds that fly around and harass humans as seen on some youtube videos.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 6 days ago

I don't see this being mutually exclusive.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

need a /tttt/ community on Lemmy, but it's so transphobic it'd get banned from any instance :(

need to make an instance that allows trans people to be transphobic

[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

To get in you have to submit a bottle of estrogen/testosterone along with your username

[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

nonmedical transitioners not allowed ig

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[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 17 points 6 days ago

Trans movement is big pharma trying to pay you 70 cents on the dollar

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Can still have spartan butt sex though?

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