Rick and Morty

What is my purpose?

Giant incest baby

"Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!"

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

C137 != C137

I just love killin'!

People will get more from the idea he represented than the Jelly Bean he really was.

Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker

I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕

You went back to the rug store?

You pass butter.

Time to get schwifty

Rick is the bad guy.

You never went in the hole!

Hungry for apples?

Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Snake Jazz

Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.

Don't think about it

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also slavery with extra steps.

Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry

Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

"And now here's.. human music."

"The vat is good."

"I gotta go take a shit."

I could probably do one line from every episode.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.

And awaaaaaayyy we go!

I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!

Ooooh, weeee!

everything is crooked, reality is poison