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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 163 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ears so big animals use it for shade

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[–] florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 88 points 6 days ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 33 points 6 days ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 61 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[–] Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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[–] FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 104 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 95 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

That'd be hella interesting loool

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 63 points 6 days ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks like a dishonoured thug

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 5 days ago

Blow off, choffer!

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

seizure warning

I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

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[–] Witlof@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

[–] RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe 32 points 6 days ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 19 points 5 days ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

This person looks deformed

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[–] Ithorian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Average German

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

That's just a thick chimp.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Looks about right

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago

Flap them ears and be free.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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[–] palebluethought@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

[–] fadhl3y@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Vinnie Jones?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 13 points 6 days ago

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

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