Can't wait till they get the ability to decrypt all the shit we've been sending over signal. Shits gonna get real interesting.
They're just storing that shit up, waiting for the day...
It'll be a bloodbath.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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He clearly prays for you to switch back, he is hooked on that shitshow.
The real question is how you managed to get your friends/family to switch to Signal
I am 20, I was in self isolation due to possible depression and gender dysphoria since puberty, I was on the internet since then and I traumatized at least billion FBI agents.
A billion? The FBI currently has over 37,100 employees, including approximately 13,700 special agents and 20,100 professionals, who serve as intelligence analysts, linguists, surveillance specialists, engineers, computer scientists, financial analysts, and other professionals.
What to say, I am master at traumatizing FBI agents
Traumatized a billion FBI agents across 27000 dimensions, good job!
If I told you once, I told you a billion times never to exaggerate!
We can infer that the OPs internet behaviour is and will be standard training material to weed out the weak-willed and easily tormented recruits for the next 100,000 years
A billion? So at least every 8th human is an FBI agent. I ain't one
You are actually 3 of them
If he gets the sack and ends up on the street, it's all because of you, you know that.
Spooks are people too.
Can't confirm or deny that.
Those are some cute little hands
Was ist denn das für ein süßer Fratz? Hat der wirklich so niedliche Fingerchen?
Scheint ein echtes Bild zu sein. Wenn man nach “praying otter” sucht kriegt man sehr viele solcher Bilder: “🦦”
