But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
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Couches can't get pregnant JD
Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
humans can't reproduce in captivity
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don't need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don't need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That's calling for rape.
guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
Nah, we're on a birthstrike
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
does JD Vance know where babies come from
Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
Americans: No.
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
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In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
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He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
Furnitr
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
But the Nazis HATE babies
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
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Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
We had three, and they all hate you.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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Bold advice from a couch-fucker
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