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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)
[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maya waves languid paw in our general direction.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Mickey is sending you all good vibes ๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you let Mickey go, I will end you.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I never let him go, he leaves my lap of his own accord - usually with a good kick to the boob as a farewell ha

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That look on Mickey is so priceless and comfy.

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Half a glass of wine and I'm commenting on everything, sorry not sorry.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (8 children)

6 beers in, 4 shots of soju, the night is young. ๐ŸŽค

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think weโ€™re about dead even.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Fuck. Looks like the body corp is trying to bill us for things from before transfer. Repugnant amount of adulting & paperwork incoming. I need a squishy hug.

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[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really enjoying seeing the world through your lens, you have a cool perspective.

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Actually one thing I wanted to share with you guys was that somehow this week I managed to read a book! I used to be a massive bookworm when I was younger, until one of my nervous breakdowns when I discovered that I struggled to finish one page of a book without my mind wandering and me giving up. But I found this book in a street library called First They Killed My Father by Loung Ung. I have a friend from my high school days whose background is Cambodian, so I was interested. He's told me in the past that his earliest childhood memory was when they left in a boat and came here. Reading that book, man it was gripping. The things that little girl and her family experienced, Jesus Christ. It had me enthralled how she survived, how much guts she had.

When I finished the book I gave thought to something else I read recently with a chart, about how most people in Australia and other modern western countries are amongst the richest 20% of the global population. When I think "richest" I usually think of the 1%. But apparently if you have a car, have a roof over your head, shower daily, can easily access food, turn on the tap and drinkable water comes out whenever you want it, have an education and stuff like that, you are among the world's richest 20%. It really made me think, you know? And it made me feel really grateful, grateful for my life and the lives my kids live. It made me realise that I am rich in a lot of ways, and it made me feel really thankful.

Enough of my ramblings, just wanted to share my mind space of this week. Have a lovely evening you guys!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Outrageous opinion follows.

Life for homeless people in Australia is usually better than life for average people in most of the world. They still have clean food, clean water, good medical care if they walk into a hospital, clean streets. True, they often have psych problems and need care. But they don't need to worry about open sewers and such.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I've always read books but what got me into biographies was a book called Two Pence To Cross The Mercy by Helem Forrester. It's about a twelve year old girl who basically raised her family out of poverty during the depression. She was smart and all she wanted to do was go to school. There's 4 books in the series. You feel for this young girl but that's not how she wrote the stories. She just did what she felt she had to do.

It's something that's never left me.

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What a year this week has been

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Amen sister

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm thinking I should change my username because Rowling is a piece of shit.

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Come into work, setting myself up and I go and make a cup of coffee for myself as pr ritual demands.

Someone's in there that I don't know. We say good morning and hello, then she ask says "Are you IT?"

My mood instantly changes and I respond with "No, I'm "admin"."

I turn my back and finish making my coffee in complete silence and walk out.

screams nothing like being stereotyped before 8am.

Now I'm moody.

Stuff you!

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Christ, it's not only the racist assumption it's the violation of office protocol and basic social politeness as well. Triple bullshit.

Bet she's management

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"oh you're not white? Must be in IT, fix my laptop"

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ I'm sorry man, racial profiling is so farked

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

New event for the Dog Olympics.. How far can doggo obnoxiously move its bowl down the hallway at 6:30am wanting brekkie.

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[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just notice a rental listing for the apartment below me... identical layout and also unfurnished. The asking rent is just shy 40% higher than what I'm currently paying. That has made my situation feel very precarious indeed. ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

feel this right in my forever-tenant heart

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

New photo dump has dropped:

spoiler

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

PSA: The bloke down the road that grows the most AMAZING roses has just hard pruned his roses back to practically bare stumps. As has his chief rival further down the street. Hmm - gardening is on the agenda this weekend methinks.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alrighty then. The phone calls and appointments have been made ๐Ÿธ(Except for accessing a patient portal to do something - Iโ€™ll do it when I can figure out which hospital and what Iโ€™m trying to do again.)

Then I started on the paper clutter and itโ€™s lucky I didโ€ฆ Opened some bills to shred and saw a large outstanding balance. Rang the water company and theyโ€™d stopped taking direct debits! Thatโ€™s paid now.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (11 children)
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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well Iโ€™ve already messed up my sleeping pattern and donโ€™t have anything much on tomorrow. The baby is all drowsy and tucked up.

Started tackling the dread twin peaks (Mt Washmore and Dishmore)

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yesterday I had a flu shot and a physio appointment and I felt fine. Today, I ache all over.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I saw a number plate yesterday I'm glad I didn't get. I hope the driver of car 1DD 1CK has a sense of humour.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Fridays are always such fun. Drinking, cards, music, singing, laughter. Saturdays. Don't talk to me.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Good Morning Goonsie. Up with the early birds this morning? The fog welcomes you.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

there is a problem, Bill is crying because I am feeding Ted where Bill can't steal his food

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

1st chilli ferment on the way!

Doing anothery tm but with apricot and raspberries.

Aunt would kill me if she saw what I've done to her kitchen.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Hello Friday night trauma dumping from my mother. Bringing the mood down, but I'll dance it off!

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Goodnight all โค๏ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friend Gunther is back in the work locker room.

He was scared off by some recent renovations that took down his wall, but now that things have calmed down he felt safe to come back again.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Way too keen to go home and play some Expedition 33. Comeeee on time!!

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

$700 to get the locks changed.

Wish I was a locksmith.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Um unless you have a weird set up it's a $50 or less diy job to switch the barrel out

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's been a bit of a blur this week. Work's been really busy and I've been super tired and going to bed early. We were going to take the boss out tonight for his birthday but one of us got COVID so now it's been postponed. Dang it, the last time I went out for dinner was the last time I went out for dinner with my colleagues, which was last Christmas party! My youngest has a bad cold (not covid). I'm sitting here yawning.

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ack, are you at work today?

Hope it doesn't last long and you feel better.

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[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have reached the stage of illness where Iโ€™m feeling better but still not ok enough to be at work. Hanging about the house has made me realise how much being at work stops the snacking. Do not need any extra fluff

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I caved and got doughnut fries.

Chilling with music, games and Fluffball.

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