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Occam's 9mm (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 points 3 hours ago

So according to weekeepeedeea lovecraft was 17 or 18 when he wrote this which completely checks out.

[–] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 hours ago

story is The Alchemist

[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Chuck Wizard casts Rock Throw.

It’s super effective!

[–] Lxrduy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

Also a great song by blue öyster cult about the same story, "the alchemist"

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 32 points 5 hours ago

Stab is an effective spell

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Cast Iron! That's not a spell, it's the kind of pan I'm going to bash your head in with.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

ahh the famous tumblr (probably) post of a barbarian with a pan who yells "i cast iron!" every time they attack

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 hours ago

Knowing Tumblr, they would also be pan-sexual, as in only attracted to their special clobberin' pan

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

I cast...

TESTICULAR TORSION!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

“I cast circle of truth through my spell focus, a canister of gasoline”

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Fighter/rogue who didn’t make charisma a dump stat.