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HOUSTON — A Houston man is suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million after he says his burger had onions on it.

Turns out he had asked for a no-onions order.

On July 24, 2024, Demery Ardell Wilson had an allergic reaction after eating a burger that had onions on it at Whataburger, court documents say. He alleges that he requested the fast-food chain to take them off before serving him the burger.

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[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

Very fitting title for this sub indeed.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago

I think this is a rare instance where eating the onion actually fits the /c/ :)

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

Back in June 2024, Wilson also sued Sonic for including onions on a burger. That fast food company has requested a jury trial for this week.

Dude is literally wasting his own time. They keep lawyers on retainer for these exact type of cases. He'd fail even with a small company once he hit their insurance lawyer.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What argument do you think the lawyers would make? A food establishment is supposed to be able to safely handle food. He requested food without an ingredient for health reasons and they agreed. Then they failed at food handling and he got sick.

It's a civil case, so the result can be a divided share of the blame. Something also tells me that they won't want to make the argument "no reasonable person would have any expectations that we got their order right".

Having a lawyer on retainer doesn't mean you're going to win, it just means you expect enough lawsuits to justify it. Recall the "absurd" McDonald's hot coffee case that 1) they lost despite having a lot of lawyers, and 2) wasn't absurd except through the lens of our society tending to label anyone suing a company as some combination of foolish and greedy.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I doubt that he's the one actually suing. I suspect that the actual plaintiff is his health insurer.

So many of these frivolous lawsuits ultimately originate from the insurance industry.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 15 hours ago

I'm betting that this is subrogation: His health insurer doesn't want to pay his medical bills, so they are filing suit in his name.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Slipped on pee-pee at the megalomart.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This lawsuit will fail. They state they will make efforts to accommodate allergies but they cannot guarantee it. It's cut and dry, there just ain't no way

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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee -3 points 17 hours ago

If i custom order and its not right and they advertise custom ordering, theyre getting a bad review. This guy is DEATHLY allergic to onions so if the place advertises custom ordering they better give him his million.

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