Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey
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Isnt heart hockey that weird Aztec game that sacrificed the winners?
I think they used heads for their game, I'm not sure what kind of captain you'd get if you tried to use head as the fifth element .. they might be more fun though ..
"The heart of a sport is found in its fans." - Somebody Probably
By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!
*proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*
I thought love was the fifth element?
That summons captain Dallas, he's alright I guess
That's green! Super green!
Best I can do is tonsil hockey.
I feel old now
It exists! https://youtu.be/1Fq8rbImc4Y
That's dope.
But no left turns?
It’s a right handed world.
He's holding up his right fist!
It's all lies!
Phone pictures commonly flip left and right. It's actually his left fist.
...and the words are all backwards to express a left-handed reading preference!
I'll give you a point for trying
Exactly what i was thinking. Thank you
no left turn unstoned
Can confirm. I watched a game between two teams that have obviously been practicing.
“But everything changed when the Fire League made the semi-finals.”
Fire Ferrets rule!
It's weird how their sashes mimic their personalities
An untold number of beers later:
My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked...
Maiq lies, Earth Kingdom shot first.
In chapter 6 of the original Yu-Gi-Oh manga Yugi plays table hockey on a hot griddle with an ice puck containing a test tube full of explosives. Does that count as fire hockey?
Thank you for this
Street hockey in the summer
Or NHL hit 2002 (can we please have a remake?)
Hockey is fire to start with. 🔥🔥🔥
why are they all hot
There is also undewater hockey. Two water hockeys to offset the lack of fire hockey?
Man, that last goal where Pekele swam 12 feet up and dive bombed Leretsky at the last minute was insane. I think. The bubbles obscured a lot of it.
Sounds like Blitzball
In a similar vein I have also seen underwater ice hockey which is pretty insane
we had Mutant League Hockey. we just didn't know how special it was
It's called pasárutakua and is played among indigenous people from Michoacán, México.
Definitely need hockey played on rocket skates.
I hear an excuse to build a rocket league themed demo-derby.
Roller hockey... if you set the building on fire.
Fire hockey could be played while putting out wildfires. Two teams on opposite sides of the fire work to douse paths through the fire to the other side, the side with the most fire extinguished wins.
And that's when they'll attack.
Fire Hockey? That would be “rock ‘em, sock ‘em” hockey.
That is just Ice Hockey. There's a reason for the penalty box.
Local hockey team are the wolf burners.. 🤔