This cant be fucking real can it
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Sadly it is.
That's crazy and it will absolutely work.
I love how the saudis are treating the orange shitbag like a toddler.
“Do you want the plane that goes brrrr? We put the big screen to watch foxy newsy :)”
“Oh oh do you hear this sound? Yes! It’s the mcdonny truck! Choof choof!”
*Arabs not Saudis. The plane thing is from Qatar.
Apologies. Arabs felt too generic and I was hoping nobody will notice. :)
Qatar is not Saudi Arabia, in fact there was a huge feud and blockade between the two not too long ago. Do you think all Arabs are the same? They even speak different dialects with different vocabulary and phonology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar%E2%80%93Saudi_Arabia_diplomatic_conflict
Woah woah, hold your horses cowboy 🙌 I was tryin to be funny. No of course no, I lived with arab people in an arab neighbourhood, I’m well aware.
That said tho…….
Gulf countries are very similar I’ve been told (never been). Kinda like german and austrian people, spanish and italian, nordic and sweden, scottish and irish people. Indistinguishable. /s
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His preference for McD stuff just confirms how tasteless Trump is.
I have a theory. His obsession with McDonald's over any other fast food chain is mostly because his first name is Donald. I think his childish narcissism extends beyond plastering his last name on everything he owns.
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That is the slyest insult possible.
Here you demented rapist pig, eat some of your cheap ass greasy snoutmeat patties out of a box! You like that don't you! Yeah you do! Yeah you do!
It's 100% guaranteed to work.
is it an insult if they actually love it
And the best part of it is that they're too dumb to understand it's an insult
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America is a fucking joke
The fat american needs his shitty fat american food or he won't be a happy little piggy. They must be laughing their fucking asses off.
We elected Augustus Gloop, my dude.
And when a Trump's face lit up with glee, it only made them laugh harder.
I am expecting big business to send prostitutes as their representatives to Trump when they want something. Flirtation, boobs, and so forth are more than enough to make Trump sign away everything that America has.
they have to look like ivanka
Bonus points if they are Ivanka.
why do you think karoline and pam look the way they are, they look like ivanka.
Why bother? .... just fly the dirt bag to Arizona and tell him he's in Riyadh ... go visit a local mosque or something ... he won't know or care ... snap a photo and tell him and all his MAGA morons that he was in Riyadh and had a McD's there
It's not like these idiots like to follow reality anyway.
Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?
A country where the age of majority is less than 18. So they can find someone young enough for trump's liking
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I know it's fun to use this sort of thing to bag on the Saudis and on Trump, and I'm a fan of neither, but just wanted to point out that this kind of thing is pretty common.
It's just a food truck. Sure it's a bit bigger than your average food truck, but that are catering to larger crowds. I've seen these at events across Europe, and in Australia. I'm sure there's plenty trundling around the States as well.
I think what we find funny here is that it's McD.. You'd usually bring out fancier stuff for a head of state. You know, refined stuff made by a chef, not sloppy fast food.
As a lifelong USian I have never seen a McDonald’s food truck in my entire life (yes we do food trucks here). Presumably because McDonalds already has a location anywhere that one could possibly want a shitty ripoff burger.
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Isn't this the same administration that declared meals on wheels to the poor elderly was waste, fraud, and abuse?
It's obvious dear leader needs to get his favorite sandwich the Filet O' Fascism.
And wash it down with a Sham(of a presidency) Shake.
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next uae will make a mobile mcdonalds airship that comes with drones to deliver without landing.
“Strap it to my new plane.”
Wasn't one of his reasonings that its so predelant that you can get a mcdonald's anywhere at a drop and no one would be able to do anything to your food because they Wouldn't know which one you would use.
So now there will be one mcdonald's in the whole country they know he will use... Not very safe anymore.
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lol nothing says "Trump is our bitch now" better than this
What a fucking pig, and the entire world sees it.
Gross
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