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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A country where the age of majority is less than 18. So they can find someone young enough for trump's liking

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Keep an eye out for Ivanka look-a-like contests

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I wish we all didn't know how true this was. But it is.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

he already has pam bondi, karoline levitt, and kristi noem. he already threw away nikki and sanders.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You mean like the vast majority of the world and all but 10 US states? Don't look up age of consent. For god's sake don't look at Western Europe.

(You meant "age of consent", not "age of majority".)

[–] albert180@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's the problem if two teenagers have sex?

It's only that low in Europe between the same age group. If a 30 year old bangs a 14 year old, (s)he will go to prison

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope, not in Germany. A 110 year old can legally bang a 14 year old, as long as they don't have a position of authority over the teen.

[–] albert180@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wrong

Nach § 182 Absatz 3 StGB sind sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 14- oder 15-jährigen Jugendlichen für den erwachsenen Sexualstrafpartner dann strafbar, wenn er die fehlende Fähigkeit des Jugendlichen zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt. Ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch wird mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.

Nach § 182 Absatz 1 StGB sind hingegen sexuelle Handlungen zwischen einer Person über 21 Jahren und einem 16- oder 17-jährigen Jugendlichen grundsätzlich erlaubt, soweit hierfür keine Zwangslage des Jugendlichen ausgenutzt wird. Anderenfalls wird ein solcher – zumindest versuchter – Missbrauch mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu fünf Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft.

https://www.juraforum.de/news/ab-wann-bzw-mit-welchem-alter-duerfen-jugendliche-sex-haben_248032

wenn er die fehlende Fähigkeit des Jugendlichen zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung ausnutzt

This paragraph is the important one. A court must first rule the teenager was not mature enough to bang an adult. Courts have ruled sexual inexperience alone is not sufficient to convict someone. The inability of a 14 year old to consent must be proven in order to convict an adult for banging a 14 year old.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

In Saudi Arabia you can't be legally married before 18, so that's effectively the age of consent.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You think it works still? He's a morbidly obese old man

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

with viagra or cialis probably. he is well known to have very poor vision and he has prescribed glasses, but doesnt use them for fear of looking weak.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

russia, putin will force one of his underling to do it.