this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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[–] shoo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Fuck, which one of you idiots launched with the log level at debug...

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Thought they'd be thinking about badgers over and over again.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Maybe a snake every now and then.

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 80 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Scientists: "Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit!"

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters”

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago

Laughs in Venus by Friday

[–] Karl@programming.dev 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga that a group of cavemen worshipped 10000 years ago.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.

10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren't built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.

Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who's gonna correct the high-Priest?

[–] Karl@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Fools think he was drunk, but the knowledgeable know hooga-booga moved him.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

there were still cavemen in some parts of the world, and if we're just talking about regular hunter-gatherers those still exist. And not just the uncontacted tribes, there's people in africa still living as hunter-gatherers while wearing tshirts and shit, which is such a vibe.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But do they live in caves, though?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

I'd bet money that more people currently live in caves than 20000 years ago.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago

Uploaded on Apr 1, 2025

Hmmm

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago

WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP!

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Darkness is Void; Juffo-Wup is light.